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A Kink in the Armor —
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Echo (Oh, Oh, Oh-No)

April 4th, 2010 — 12:14am

The magical, mystical Moe and I are kicking around a collabo.

Here’s a tantalizing tidbit:

(Warning: Not Suitable for People with Sense)

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Breakfast Serial .10: Tenth Place Finish

June 24th, 2009 — 6:52pm

The End:
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Breakfast Serial .09: Ninth Frame

June 16th, 2009 — 2:10pm

What the hell?

I’m actually keeping a promise?

Go figure.
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Another BS Announcement

June 15th, 2009 — 3:46pm

So, about that moving to Mondays thing?

Yeah, make that Tuesday this week (hopefully) and Wednesday next.

That should prove sufficient for my slow ass.

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Breakfast Serial .08: Eighth of an Ounce

June 8th, 2009 — 4:10pm

All didn’t go to plan.

But, better late than cliched.
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BS Announcement

June 7th, 2009 — 11:12am

Because it’s proving increasingly difficult to get any work done on the weekends, Breakfast Serial is moving to Mondays for the final three installments of Team: Meat. Expect them by noon pacific time, if all goes to plan.

I’m determined to stick the landing on this series, and the extra day should allot me that opportunity.

The initial plan was to provide content on the internet’s typically dead Sundays, but that doesn’t seem feasible any more, sadly.

More tomorrow.

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Breakfast Serial .07: Seventh Inning Stretch

May 31st, 2009 — 11:45am

Featuring the triumphant return of Wavelength…!
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Breakfast Serial .06: Sixth Amendment

May 24th, 2009 — 12:14pm

It’s still morning somewhere, right?
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Breakfast Serial .05: Fifth of Jack

May 17th, 2009 — 12:01am

Back to the regular posting schedule.

Woo?
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Breakfast Serial .04: Fourth and Inches

May 11th, 2009 — 10:06am

A day late but three times as long.

Call it a compromise.

Enjoy?
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Breakfast Serial .03: Third Wheel

May 3rd, 2009 — 12:01am

Bleeder is now Spatter.

Here is the archive.

And, here is part three:
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Breakfast Serial .02: Second Best

April 26th, 2009 — 12:01am

Twice the length! Twice the bang! For the same low, low price!

I’m such a giver.

Enjoy?
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Breakfast Serial: Milking It

April 23rd, 2009 — 12:56pm

Narrowed the list of possibilities down to:

Sanguine
Cut-Up
Cutlass
Spatter

If “blood-” names were on the table, I’d also toss in Blood Sugar, Bloodline, and Bloodstream. Guess I’ll keep those in my back pocket for later.

Anyway, yeah, preference?

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Breakfast Serial: Palate Cleanser

April 19th, 2009 — 11:31am

Two things occurred to me while reading over the first Breakfast Serial post:

I: I need to thank H.H. Neville, Alex Cook, Thomas Moses, Sam Street, and Douglas Bookey for helping me out with the power-sets. I asked for random, quirky abilities — the stranger, the better — and they delivered. I’ll get into who’s behind whom another day (after the whole cast has been introduced).

II: “Bleeder” is a really unfortunate name for a teenage girl, even if she does have to open up a vein to use her powers. But, I’m at a loss as to what to call a person whose blood coagulates into a nigh-invulnerable armor when exposed to air. “Scab” has its own pejorative connotations. “Blood Clot” doesn’t fit. “Coagulation” is unruly. And, I can’t find a technical term that works.

Thus far, the best replacement I’ve got is “BloodBath,” and I’m not sure that’s any better. Also: it’s got kind of a ’90s Image vibe, which might not be so hip.

So, if anyone’s got any ideas, I’m all ears.

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Breakfast Serial .01: First Is the Worst

April 18th, 2009 — 12:01pm

And away we go…

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Spring Cleaning

April 16th, 2009 — 9:01am

Has it really been three months?

Shit. Sorry, two readers who actually exist.

This weekend, a new feature on this poor, neglected blog will begin. It’s called “Breakfast Serial.” The name speaks for itself.

Watch for it.

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Busted Outlet: Flight of the Alpha Squadron

January 12th, 2009 — 2:19pm

When an outlet fails, a lightbulb goes dim. Here’s the first glimpse into a darkened chamber…of the mind.

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Look Out!

December 11th, 2008 — 12:09pm

Watch this space: [ ]

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